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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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