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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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