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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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