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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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