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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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