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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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