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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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