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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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