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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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