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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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