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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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