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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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