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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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