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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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