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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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