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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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