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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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