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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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