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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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