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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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