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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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