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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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