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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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