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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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