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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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