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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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