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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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