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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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