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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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