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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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