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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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