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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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