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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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