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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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