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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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