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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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