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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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