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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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