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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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