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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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