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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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