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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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