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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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