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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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