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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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