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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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