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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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