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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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