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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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