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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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