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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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