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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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