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Pet death

My aunt Agatha had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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